"I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times." 🔪😌
Ah, the sweet serenity of controlled chaos. This badge is for the ones who master the art of inner rage with outer grace. Calm? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes.

🔮 Details:
– Quirky printed badge with a polish finish
– Measures approx. 3cm across
– Lightweight, durable & perfect for everyday wear
– Sturdy back clasp so it stays put (even during murdery thoughts)

✨ Why we love it:
✔️ Unapologetically Honest – Because passive-aggressive is still aggressive
✔️ Conversation Starter – People might laugh… nervously
✔️ Gift-Worthy Sass – Ideal for your favorite chaos goblin
✔️ High-Quality Print – Bold design, crystal-clear message

🎁 Perfect for: Jackets, tote bags, backpacks, mood-setting at work
🛒 Bundle with other attitude-filled pins—because one warning isn’t enough
✋ Not for kids under 5 (or the faint of heart)