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“I’m Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me…” Enamel Pin Badge

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⭐“I’m Not Clumsy Just the Floor Hates Me…” 

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You’re not careless — the environment is hostile. This long-form, painfully relatable pin says what every bruised knee already knows: the floor is rude, furniture is aggressive, and walls are absolutely in your way. 🫠

🌈 Details:
– Size first: 3.1 x 3.6cm — larger so the truth can be fully told
– Black and white text-only enamel pin
– Clean, high-contrast design that lets the words do the work
– Rubber clutch backing for daily survival

✨ Why we love it:
✔️ Neurodivergent Truth Bomb – Spatial awareness struggles, finally validated
✔️ Comfort Through Humor – Laughing instead of apologizing (again)
✔️ Overexplaining, But Make It Funny – Because “oops” doesn’t cover it
✔️ Community Energy – If you relate, you really relate

🎁 Perfect for:
Anyone with mystery bruises, ADHD or autistic folks with zero depth perception, friends who walk into doorframes, or as a gentle “same” for people who’ve been blamed for gravity one too many times.

💌 Looks especially good next to anxious, neurospicy, or simply weird pins.
⚠️ Not suitable for children under 5 due to small parts.

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What sensory needs do your product address?

Our curated products-Neurospicy Collection, helps address a variety of sensory relief needs for neurodivergent individuals. This ranges from noise sensitivity to sensory overload, anxiety and lack of focus, workplace burnout, poor sleep qualities, as well as products proven effective in executive dysfunction improvement & training.

Are your products safe?

Mindcoco products and their materials are carefully tested by our own team members before launch. However, certain products may contain small parts or induce choking hazard for infants therefore supervision is recommended & age requirements are marked on individual product description.

Are your products eco-friendly?

We are very mindful to our mother earth, and where feasible, tries to reduce our damage & impact to it.

Our products such as CocoPuffy are handmade with eco-friendly, ethically-sourced materials where possible. Certain sensory products such as worry stone sets are also made from BPA-free materials and natural ceramics.

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